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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

116,357 notes - 18 June, 2013

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself


IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

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IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

mydogsnokes:

hedgehowg:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.

i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said

104,812 notes - 17 June, 2013

perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

96,877 notes - 16 June, 2013